(To the tune The Church’s One Foundation or Lead On O King Eternal)
We have no funds for healthcare
No funds for Mother Earth
No funds to help poor children
Who make it past their birth
No money left for food stamps,
Tuition subsidies,
Or foreign aid or research
To cure deadly disease
No money left for PEPFAR
No funds for Medicaid
Nor affordable housing
Or vaccines that could save
And time is running out on
Social security
That trust fund will be gone soon
Tough luck retirees.
But trust us when we tell you
It’s not that we don’t care
But what was left we’ve spent on
Tax breaks for billionaires
But there’s one thing we’ll always
Find lots of money for:
We’ll tax and spend like liberals
To fund our endless wars.
Under Christ’s Mercy,
Brent
